thing one) i really want a backyard. i present my "compost pile" as evidence.
thing two) if pandas are too sad to reproduce, i don't think we should make them. perhaps they don't want their children to live in cages and be forced to watch panda porn.
thing three) sometimes you know something is a bad idea and then you do it anyway. well. creamed kale soup is one of those bad ideas that i did anyway. it tastes good but will never be creamy.